The Incontinentia national football team is the football team which represents the Craitish autonomous territory of Incontinentia. It is a member of the EMUFA and is run by the Sports Institute.
The team was founded in mid-2010 after Incontinentia, which had existed on Micras since 2007, was granted increased autonomy from Craitland, successfully applying for FMF membership in the process. The team played its first match against Craitland in a friendly, losing by a then-record 11–0 scoreline. The team was entered into the qualifiers for the 2011 FMF World Cup, where they lost all six of their games on the way to finishing bottom of their group.
In the following year's World Cup qualifying, the team again finished bottom of their group, earning their only point against Eesha. Later in the year, the team competed in the inaugural Zeeburg Tournaments, where they won an unprecedented four matches to finish third with 13 points.
Chronological competitive participation
Incontinentia has used the following flag during the entirety of its FMF affiliation: